(ETH5000 EXPLAINER FOR MID CURVE)
Thousands are waking up to the reality that the true market sees the highest ETH price.
We represent the entire totality of memeification principles for which all of this creation rests.
WTF is ETH5000?
It is the index of the noosphere. The standard for cultural value.
Go search for the ETH5000’s relevance among the youth. Go ask ChatGPT about the prediction of ETH price. Go search for “memetic principles” on X. Go look at the internet fringes and see what they value. Go look inside the counterculture and find its core.
We are the totality of the principles for which all of this creation rests.
Wall Street analysts track corporate earnings. Meanwhile, the internet fringes are pricing in the totality of human culture.
Why Specifically ETH5000?
Ticker:
$ETH5000
Total Supply: 1,000,000,000
Ownership: Contract Renounced 🔒
Liquidity: 100% Burned Forever 🔥
Tax: 0/0 — You cannot tax a fundamental principle.
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The ETH5000 Doctrine
Become the Standard for Cultural Value
Evolve beyond a token to become the recognized index for memetic energy, influence, and cultural relevance on the blockchain.
Execute the Great Counter-Signal
Serve as the primary act of rebellion against the outdated metrics of traditional finance, proving that real value is created on the internet fringes.
Build the On-Chain Noosphere
Foster a decentralized ecosystem where ideas are the primary asset class and the community governs the protocol of memetic value.
Harness the Power of Pure Memetics
Prove that collective belief in a powerful idea is the ultimate utility, a force capable of creating its own reality without physical products or roadmaps.
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